The details: As of the 1st, we began mailing out a free, highly sought-after, extremely soft and hip TRENCHCOATx Tshirt to all subscription members who join our site in the month of June. Because physical space is actually a bit of a beast, this offer only applies to the continental U.S., but, this offer runs permanently for all six-month members if you’re living abroad (you sexy foreigners, you). And, as always, our Tshirts come with a handwritten thank you note that we traditionally recommend you proudly display in a prominent place inside your home (to redeem, please email firstname.lastname@example.org with your ccbill receipt #, your preferred tshirt size, and a physical mailing address. We’ll send you back a tracking number and a smile).
And you’ll get to keep all that great digital glitter we’ve been hawking to boot.