Vice asked me to teach the world one of my recipes. This was mostly funny because I have no recipes. Luckily, I live with a native Frenchman. I stole a recipe from his mother. The recipe had about three ingredients, give or take an egg, which is why I chose it. But the good news is that I can do it, which means you can too. The next issue to address is whether you want to. It’s worth watching the video though, from a survivalist perspective. You never know when the restaurants might disappear as we know it, or when your mom might kick you out.