Skeletons (AKA Danzig’s new album)

You may notice I am on the cover of this. I noticed, but I also had insider information. If eighteen-year-old-me could meet now-me, eighteen-year-old0me would stutter and blush profusely and make us both uncomfortable. As a stripper, I used to dance to Danzig songs on stage. Now my head is resting ever so delicately on this man’s shoulder.

And they said stay in school.